Could this be?

Son Number One has a beautiful girl over, to "study."
Son Number Two went to a friend's to work on Math, and then off to the library with his mother.

This past weekend, Son One had a "concert" at a friend's house when the parents weren't there but a babysitter was. (they're 17)

Am I gullible, or is it just that I was terribly naughty when I was young?

Could it be? Could life be so apple pie?
I hope?